Tabs

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Moving Up, Moving Out!

So, I've had this blog for awhile... and exhausted my efforts on the catchy title (which, for the record, I'm no longer lovin').

POINT: We're moving... and what's more amusing than my misery, right? WRITE.





Home. Sweet. Home.



Moving: It's not so bad. Moving with kids: Wow, I just discovered my own personal hell. Bamboo shoots under finger nails has NOTHING on moving with kids. Thanks for the reality check, jerks.



Mind you, I scored some kid-free time this lervly afternoon, so what better than to do but push a beastly steam vac around an A/C-free sunroom for an hour and a half? That's what I'm sayin'! For the record, convinced I might be making a difference I did 3 round trips of the sunroom despite being pretty certain that it's not working properly. That sweaty glaze? I work hard and purposelessly for it.

The cherry on my lactose-intolerant ice cream day? Discovering my EI benefits are up. I was quite enjoying basking in the ignorant glow. Sigh. All things must come to an end... including this fastastic entry.





QOTD:

"Gah. I'm not discriminating against a race, I'm discriminating against stupidity!"

1 comment:

  1. Ash, you are freaking hilarious!! Thanks for the bedtime story; made my night!

    ReplyDelete